We have 2 new residents and they’re a married couple (53 years) and aw I was talking to the husband and he asked me to bring him to the wife (she was getting coffee in the recreation area) so I wheeled him into the room and told him he’d have to point out his wife to me and he simply said “she’s easy to spot; she’s the most beautiful woman in the room” and this will go down as the best thing I’ve witnessed at the nursing home to date.
I know it’s Friday but working a Saturday is already paying off bc I got asked for my number AND I got a phone call which was quite cute so guy #2, you need to step your game up bc #1 is starting to pull ahead
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
