January 2012
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queenqueefs:
tumblr is so dead tonight because the people who claim they don’t have social lives are out celebrating
All jokes aside, in all honesty, 2011 was a pretty good year, despite several pretty huge drawbacks. I can’t say I had a shit year.
I met lots of awesome new people, I graduated high school, I got into college, I visited Iceland, I went to Estonia, I got my camera, 2 of my cousins got married, 3 got pregnant, 1 had kid.
Idk, sounds like a good year to me.
“Ok guys, we need to drink”
– My aunt is the best omfg
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Reblog if you met epic people on tumblr this year.
2011 highlights
mooooocow:
I’m not pregnant.
I didn’t die
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Hey you know what tomorrow is?
The start of cuddle fest 2k12
I don’t care how old my kids are, they’ll ALWAYS be allowed to stay for midnight on New Years Eve.
If they’re really small, they’ll take a nap in the afternoon so they won’t be tired or cranky by midnight.
That’s just the way it should be. I’ll never spend New Years apart from my kids, as long as they live under my roof.
Aw I’m glad, everyone liked Santa’s gift!
Great success
Time for Santa Clause to come whoa
“mom, are you drunk?”
“no, Jennifer, I’m sick, stupid”
My family’s great wow ok then.
Hey eastcoast, there’s 2 hours left in 2011, make the best of it
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Last year my friend made it to the MTV party in Times Square.
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Are you kidding me my aunt’s toilet paper is so fucking thin, I folded it 7 times and it’s still thinner than it should be.
martyres said: ohmygod
I never said that was me though.
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Personally I think we should occupy Sesame Street. That’s where the real problems are.
chumky said: aw lol “occupy wall st”
Lol yeah because my grandma was talking about family problems and my dad and uncle were like “why don’t we talk about an even more appropriate topic for NYE, like politics, esp occupy wall street”
Personally I think we should occupy Sesame Street. That’s where the real problems are.
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WatchI tried to take a video of Ben being cute, but he left…
Sarah, I have itty bitty titties, I doubt my n00ds will give you and pleasure, smh.
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martyres said: ~~~figure it out~~~
There’s no way I’m posting n00ds
martyres said: no
): how can I demonstrate it to you then?
martyres said: do you love me?
Isn’t it obvious?
chumky asked: how much wood does a wood pecker chuck
Ask me things PLEASE.
It’s so BORING now because the kids are watching tv and so now I’m just trying to be artistic and am taking pictures of random things.
martyres:
yourpervertedneighbor:
martyres said: i still have the old generation of itouch though
And you don’t have the ios5 update on it? ):
nah
i might get a new one for my birthday though
Boo you suck. But your birthdays not that far away so let’s hope so. There’s probably a free texting app or something or idek what. This dinner is boring now that my brainless cousin...
martyres said: i still have the old generation of itouch though
And you don’t have the ios5 update on it? ):
martyres said: how bby gurl?
I THINK (not 100% sure though) if you have the ios5, then you put in the email address you use for iTunes and it should work.
Idk though, maybe someone else can correct me if I’m wrong
joydvsn asked: i miss u <\\3
“I have a big head but a tiny brain”
Yes, and dumbing yourself down even more will help keep your relationship alive.
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He’s so nice and this cousin of mine is being really rude right now.
I feel bad for him.
December 2011
“It’s her husband I guess”
Omfg I love her so much.
martyres said: meanwhile your hot girlfriend is in canada
Oh don’t worry, he lost hotness when he made little Ellie cry.
Omg he just made my 5 year old cousin cry. He was being friendly and he asked her to tell him everything about his girlfriend and she started crying because she “doesn’t talk to people I’ve never met before”
…she ran to me.
This is the one who told me to stay on the floor.
Still being used here.
Right. He’s attractive.
time-is-the-avenger asked: Wow haha I hope you have great night too! I'm listening to the Rolling Stones so it will be a fun night.
Omfg great my cousin brought her new boyfriend. If they’re gonna be overly PDA-y I’m gonna run.
time-is-the-avenger asked: Nice. I'm going to dinner with my parents and my dad's annoying friends. I seriously will go crazy if I smell smoke again. They've been staying at my house the past week and all they do is smoke. No me gusta.
time-is-the-avenger asked: Happy New Years! Do anything special?
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Oh hey jimhalperting reblobbed me again. What a nice New Year’s gift.
HAPPY NEW YEAR, ESTONIA! :D
Head uut aastat!!!!
now comes the hard task of getting all of Santa Claus’s gifts in the car without anyone noticing
omfg what did i get myself into eiukhfs
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oh yeah and i cut my hair like 20 minutes ago
again
i swear it grows at the same rate as rain falls in like Seattle or something
i bet you no one will even notice i cut it